Do you know why I love my country?

Our army is so populous;

Three metres in Yaounde and you stumble on a man in uniform.

Do you know why I adore my country?

We battle at table with flies

We eat beside semi-toilet trash cans

We find the smell of rubbish sweet and aromatic.

I love my country because we love experience

Our father has gathered experience for over 34 years now.

I love my county because strike actions bring change.

I love my nation because our president can climb a mountain.

You should love my country, too

We have had only two presidents since independence

Our presidency hates promiscuity or president prostitution

So we have only two presidents; that’s a sign of fidelity and perfection

We have a very populous government.

 We love to conceal truth and reveal falsehood

We love change.

Why would I not love my country?